alright where are all yall getting these kermits…
i’m very bad at friendships but i want to friendship with everyone
stuck in a down right now
gonna do all wish me luck
alright it has come to my attention that some of you think i am a big nerd. this is egregious and so i am here to lay down the facts:
- i am actually very cool
- i own a pair of aviator sunglasses
- 3. nerds do not own aviator sunglasses
- my roommate has a basketball & i touched it earlier
Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, 1991.
when u lose ur phone on the bed and can’t find it
My friend just made this status
This guy brought his whole fucking desktop into Starbucks.